i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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