is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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