Who did Billy Mays play for?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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