Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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