is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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