yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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