Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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