Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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