he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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