You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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