We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize