ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have post one night stand depression
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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