fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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