he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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