you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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