We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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