Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
