worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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