Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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