But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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