were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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