the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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