You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I cut my penus on the lid.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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