I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
