i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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