Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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