soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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