There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Randomize
