I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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