I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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