is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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