Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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