Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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