Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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