Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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