The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Small penises have feelings too.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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