I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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