I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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