Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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