I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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