He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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