You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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