It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
