and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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