i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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