i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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