do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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