Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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