Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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