check it out our google latitudes are spooning
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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