I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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