Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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