My room smells like vodka and shame
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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