Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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