hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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