yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I looked at my own cervix.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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