Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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