Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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