How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I still have a little drunk in my system
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize